Be prepared, Xenu is coming!
Hollywood star Tom Cruise is planning to build a bunker at his Colorado home to protect his family in the event of an intergalactic alien attack, according to new reports.The Mission Impossible actor, who is a dedicated follower of Scientology, is reportedly fearful that deposed galactic ruler ‘Xenu’ is plotting an evil revenge attack on Earth.
According to American magazine Star, a source said: “Tom is planning to build a US$10 million bunker under his Telluride estate.”
“It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air purifying shelter.”
Oh my gosh! Now if only I could find that alien-laser-killing-pistol-makes-noises-thingie-phaser is used to have when I was a kid! Xenu is coming, must get prepared!
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October 1st, 2007 at 16:45
Oh please Xenu, come and take Tom Cruise with you!
October 1st, 2007 at 20:19
Don’t be mean to Mr. Crazy!